Answer the Pepperoni

"Their eating habits are just the start of what you're gonna have to get used to. There's tons of stuff you should be aware of."

"Really?"


"Oh yeah. Like, don't ever use the last of the parmesan cheese. And never get into a heavy discussion late at night 'cause that's when they're at their crankiest. Oh, and uh, go with their bits."


"Their bits?"



"Yeah, like, if you're eating pizza with them and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is angry at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have an attitude and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion...don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni."


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The best advice I've come across thus far in regards to dealing with people like me.