Toast in the Tub

What if there was no such thing as liability lawsuits

and the world was designed with the intention of eliminating idiots? 

There would be "exits" with no down ramps 

on the 3rd and 4th floors of parking garages... 

labels on knives encouraging you to keep them close to children... 

instead of caution tags on hair dryers, there would be "helpful tips" 

on how to save time by drying your hair while taking a bath

while making toast in a toaster on the side of the tub.